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The Jessica Svajgert Business Card Contest is closed to new entries!

November 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments

That’s right, entries have closed for this massive and exciting contest! I’ll post the entries and open the judging soon. Jessica Svajgert will be so excited!

Jessica Svajgert demands that you vote and choose the perfect business card for her new career as a lawler!

Jessica Svajgert may be able to take this many fingers in her exploding vagina

Jessica Svajgert is well traveled and worldly in the ways of tarding

Jessica Svajgert will sing to you a beautiful song about her exploding vagina

Jessica Svajgert knows all about handling snakes

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Michael Johns sucks in the Philippines

November 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments

What a surprise

*snores*

Where are the people throwing eggs and tomatoes? Nice to see he went all out on the set and costume budget.

Thanks for the tip, Tardmocking, I think. I managed to make it to 35 seconds before I had to turn that shit off.

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