IdleTard.com

Shot in 2004, it’s a sea of frauen and tards, as far as the eye can see.

After the exciting events of chapter eighteen, in which L Anne was busted and exposed, and her fake lives torn asunder, L Anne swore she was sorry for being fat, sucked up to the Betty Boards for a while, and was banned again. Angry, she lashed back at the Idol sites, including American Idol Conspiracy, because the two women who had exposed her shenanigans were posting their findings there.

And how do you lash back? By creating a pointless petition! L Anne LOVES petitions, she makes them all the time.

To: Site Owners

There is no question that many of us in this world have a sense of humor, and find in our own way several things amusing. That is only one facet of being human that makes us whole.

However, when a message board such as www.americanidolconspiracy.com comes to stooping low enough to make fun at the expense of other people based on physical and mental disabilities, their ages, parents with critically/terminally ill children (with the addition of posting messages that the parent(s) that have stated that said parents are ’exploiting’ their own children for the parents’ own benefit without physical proof to back up such a claim) the plus sized community and those that are part of it, it is crossing the line.

This is not humor; it is downright malicious and blatant discrimination against these groups of people being targeted.

In addition, there have also been incidents where printed works and photographs–many of them copyrighted materials by their respective owners–have been stolen (and in some cases altered) and printed on this board without the owners’ knowledge nor consent.

Both the site administrator and at least three moderators have also abused their positions by tracing IP’s of members with the purpose in mind of invading the privacy of targeted members by gathering personal information via search engines to obtain home/employer addresses, home, work and cellular telephone numbers, information on family members and other “background information.”

With this information obtained from specific search engines (i.e.: Google) on several members, when there was no probable causes on their part at all to obtain such information, with the exception for the purpose of stalking and/or harassing and defaming the targeted subjects of such searches.

Some of these people were national/area celebrities, and then such information received was printed on the boards for public access, allowing the chances of the safety and privacy of both victims and their families to be compromised and the victims to have to take extreme, immediate action to protect themselves from possible danger.

However, these posts that contained such information has since been removed once the owners were notified of such practices happening, but the damage had been done, in addition to members being harassed and non-members having defamatory and remarks leaning toward discrimination against them printed about them still continue.

At least two victims of this unethical practice have retained counsel to pursue legal action. Such offensive posts of this board nearly cost one of these members their job until it was proven to the employer of the victim that the allegations printed were indeed false.

There have also been items printed on this site pertaining to the ‘story’ of two moderators that is adult in nature, as well as photos, also adult in nature, that can easily be accessed by children, in addition to many untruths printed by the same persons that have been, upon confirmation by many very reliable sources, also proven to be that–untruths.

Still, another member was informed by the site administrator that if the member to print anything concerning a specific topic, “it had to be truthful.”

Yet this same administrator condoned, and continues to condone, the confirmed falsifications authored by the two moderators in question to be printed on the site, as well as socialized with them, in addition to blatantly ignoring the complaints of said moderators from other members of the site about these posts and their inappropriate and malicious behavior in general.

In light of all this, it is the mission of this petition to be forwarded to the site owners, who may or may not be aware what is happening, and to have the offensive moderators and administrator either terminated from their administrative/moderating positions and permanently banned from the site, or have the site closed altogether.

Discrimination of specific groups and the printing of malicious and false posts should not be tolerated by ANYONE and needs to be stopped….now.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Her little rant on there is all delusional lies, naturally She’s just pissed that her audience of suckers has been told the truth.

The petition still exists, and 90% of the signatories are L Anne. Note all the deleted ones, those are from people who were well versed in her imaginary lives by then, who decided to sign it too, just to pull her leg. And one lovely person saved all those signatures before L Anne deleted them

240. Eagle? Ya’ll all are just jealous hatters ‘cuz we blew the Eagle. Get over it ya self
239. Santa Claus Can someone hold my bag?
238. Groundhog So I’m a few days late. Who cares?
237. Lindsey G
236. Bo Bice the only difference between me and Constantine is: I bathe, I can sing in tune, I put out a solo CD, I can play the geetar, I have a wife and kid, I have a life, a house, money, a future, and I’m a nice guy. Other than that, we’re exactly the same.
235. Angie and Kristina get a life Girls, we know that you are hurt because you are both outcasts, but seriously, it is time to move on. You have milked this to death. You are starting to look pathetic. Get over yourselves and move on.
234. Taylor - The Mighty CD Rearranger Betties street team this board now! Visit our website for information on our next world domination tour. Next time we will be performing in fives states and the Phillipines instead of three! MUSIC = WORLD DOMINATION
233. Janet Shrader
232. Sea Just look at the comments. Obviously, needs to be shut down.
231. Goons for Government
230. *snort, giggle, giggle* I love this. This was some goon reading. Keep up the goon work to keep our internets safe.
229. Ted Bun… err… I mean bettyboy I’m bored. Show me your boobs.
228. M Miller
227. Cathy Dunnam
226. Miss Piggy Back off ho’s! he’s MY dood! Kermie and I share!
225. Daffy Duck
224. sweetconni You are a liar and just jealous of me because I’m Constantine’s #1 fan. Everyone knows I’m so sweet. So back off you little putz or I’m going to take you out.
223. Betty_boy Don’t listen to sweetconnie. She anally raped me with a dead fetus.
222. Sweetconni I love you Constantine. Don’t listen to the hatahs.
221. Audra
220. Stacy J. Reese I give up. This whole thing totally backfired. You really got me. IAG is pathetic.
219. Constantine to Playgirl I’ll take it. Most money I’ve made in a while.
218. Playgirl to Constantine For that? Seventy-five cents. Best offer.
217. Clay Aiken I am gay. I blew my wad all over that Green Beret. He has my DNA and skid marks on a towel. It’s all true.
216. Stevo at Prospero Hire me, I’ll clean this site up
215. And Sparklies! where are the sparklies? the glitter? Pics of He Who Masturbates In Mixed Company with wings like my maxipads? Bettyboys wife is fat.
214. Shadogurl I hate this petition!!! I need big blue letters!!!! I AM GOING TO START MY OWN PETITION TO GET BIG BLUE LETTERS!!!
213. I blew Bettyboy in Baltimore He paid me 75 bucks and I did it. He is very very small. He has a gherkin. I bought Betty merch with the money.
212. HoandYayrugly
211. BettyBoy It’s my goal in life to be banned everywhere I go! Can I be banned from here? Can you start a petition about me? What the #@$@#$#$^&^ does a guy have to do to get banned? I didn’t say that. I just hit my co-worker with my computer keyboard for pretending to be me.
210. David Letterman wanna buy a monkey?
209. Constantine’s Penis Just where did I go wrong?
208. AIC Merchandise is now Available wow, free advertisement! Sorry ConFans, Shirt sizes only go up to XXL, we can’t go any bigger than that. However, you could always buy an XXL, FYI Constantine loves girls wearing shirts that are skintight!
207. Grammar Rock “i” before “e” except after “c” and in sounds of “a” like in neighbor and weigh.
206. Constantine to Playgirl So does this mean no million dollars?
205. Playgirl Constantine, just wanted to let you know we recieved your penis pictures and will be publishing them in our March edition under “penis’ gone wrong.’ Thanks for the submission
204. LoneMaleFan I’m only in it for the babes
203. more words that rhyme with “petition” at right——–) academician, art exhibition, ballet position, cleanup position, colored audition, control condition, decomposition, dental technician, face recognition, fairness commission, geriatrician, in opposition, juxtaposition, lotus position, mathematician, nuclear fission, out of commission, out of condition, pediatrician, planning commission, predisposition, presupposition, price competition, price of admission, rate of attrition, redefinition, redeposition, reimposition, standard transmission, theoretician, thermal emission, weather condition, zoning commission
202. if you’re going to go commando, be prepared to show some skin
201. Mr. Zipper Pants Horn Dog
200. you forgot inquisition
199. Connie Lingus Maroulis
198. words that rhyme with “petition”: addition, admission, ambition, attrition, audition, clinician, cognition, commision, commission, condition, contrition, dentition, edition, emission, fruition, ignition, logician, magician, mccuistion, mortician, munition
197. Mr. ABC President Are you people delusional? Do you really think we would hire that geek?
196. LetterWriter I love him the most because I have personally handwritten hundreds of letters to ABC, thereby ensuring that the sitcom deal will go through
195. Gramnet Sorry Constantine, we just realized the same 10 people were spamming us about you. We have decided not to pursue your sitcom deal
194. The Lady is a Tramp
193. I can’t sign right now I’m going for that nugget sale
192. Hey Ladies! I hear McDonalds is including 2 more mc nuggets in the $1 menu! Run! No! Stampede! to your local McD’s!!!
191. Fellatio Maroulis
190. Idee Aic peeple…are!!! going to HE!!!LLLL!!!!!~~~
189. Ptdude Connie, all the girls at my work love you. And, since we are 4 of the coolest people in this world, we know you will go platinum
188. suzcon11 Connie, why aren’t you returning my PM’s? I write 200 per day. I left my husband for you!!!!!!!!!!
187. We need a new petition there should be a petition about whether or not to block IP addresses
186. Kelsey Grammar I will be sharing my drug addiction with my new protege. Anyone care to join us?
185. SharryLovesCon I just realized that Constantine is never going to want to boink me because I am hideous and enormous. This makes me so sad I am going to explode. Run for your lives!!!
184. Blocked IP I demand the right to express myself.
183. BettyChick62 Zander…come home! We miss you!
182. JokeallUwant I really did blow bettyboy in Baltimore. I’m not proud but his wife should know where that 75 dollars went.
181. BettyBoy You, Me and Clay Aiken. Room 69.
180. Constantine Maroulis What floor?
179. BettyBoy Constantine, Please do me. I didn’t know I was gay until I saw you on AI. Please meet me in the elevator.
178. Constantine Maroulis I love you all. I am the GREEK GEEK GOD! I am omniscient and omnipresent and adorkable!
177. Joao Shut up Taylor! Everyone knows that was my couch.
176. Taylor No he loves me the most. What do you think we used to do on that couch I let him sleep on?
175. Ho! No, he loves me the most. He told me so while he was making sweet and tender love to my face.
174. Fictionwriter He loves me the most! I spend all my time writing about him because I have no life. He knows that I am his biggest fan.
173. Ty and Miggy No he loves us the most!!!!
172. Mama Maroulis No, ladies (not that any of you are actually ladies — in fact you should all be ashamed of yourselves, ruining my nice greekwanker), he loves me the most. Because I’m his mama.
171. Jake Gyllenhall Constantine, I wish I knew how to queeeet you!!!
170. Rori He loves me the most. Say it or I will unleash foam all over you.
169. Kristen Sony Girl, He better not have been dating you when he was dating me! Do you want to join my little support group group for ex-girlfriends of Constantine. We just reached 10,000 on our membership yesterday. Email me!
168. gyroworshiper No, he loves me the most. Because I worship his gyros.
167. Deliah I hate each and every one of you. That makes me a misanthrope. Do you need me to spell that for you?
166. sweetconni He loves me the most. Because I kiss his ass the most!
165. Nettie Someone please help me! I’ve been blinding by the reflection of the sunlight off of my hair!
164. IAG spokesperson You are all jealous of Constantine. He is the most wonderful, decent person in the world. He is looking for a nice girl to marry and he loves his fans. Especially the ones that talk about him incessantly all day long. Like ME! He loves me the most. Because I know he is the SUN and is a Greek God. And did I say he was adorkable?
163. It’s so obvious that everyone takes this petition seriously — great idea you guys
162. Maryann/Sony Girl I dated Constantine and he treated me like a queen. He knows class when he sees it. I am tall and blonde and very attractive. Did I mention that I’m blonde and attractive? And that I dated Constantine? And that he knows class when he sees it?
161. Dr. Bob how did I get dragged into this? and who’s Mary?
160. eau du Constantine’s dingus smells like ConstanTEEN spirit!
159. GGP We are having a Kumbaya Love Fest tonight at 6 PM at the IAG Board. Mary and my doctor friend are the special guests. They will be speaking about internet safety.
158. HOB Bouncer Guy I would like to thank the Bettys. Bouncing their sorry asses out of my HOB helped me gain additional muscle strength. Do you know how big some of those chicks are?
157. Julia Jordan/Conclave I’m a dirty, dirty girl
156. Constantine’s Career Looking for it in the toilet. Thanks a lot abrahammy.
155. I am not a fat chick, I am pleasantly plump
154. Abrahammy I’ve decided that this petition is going to ruin Constantine’s career. He’s a dismal failure. I backed the wrong horse. I’ve wasted a year of my life.
153. CarrieBot The competition is over and I won. Move on. Did I mention that I won?
152. Giddle Constantine the Religious Service for the Partridge Family is at noon. See you and Athan there hon.
151. Paula Abdul Can someone set me up with Joao Joya? He looks to be my type!
150. Skinny Chicks Against Hideous and Enormous Chicks
149. Taylor Bettys, what are you doing here? There are millions of bathrooms that flyers are needed. Get to WORK
148. Kool Aid Drink Me
147. Constantine Maroulis I want to thank my world wide fans - especially the tens of thousands of fans in Phillipine shopping malls.
146. Keith Richards Joao baby, pass me that joint ok? Boussi, you want some? Forget world domination, let’s just get wasted. Nice mink, baby.
145. Hamboussi Its hot in here! Oh wait, let me take off my mink. That’s better. Is Keith Richards here? I need a fix.
144. Marty Casey I need Bettys. I only got a dismal 5,000 people at my show last week.
143. JD Fortune I learned everything I know from watching Constantine on AI
142. Constantine’s hair I am soft. I use Head and Shoulders. See no flakes!
141. Gogocart Mick don’t you dare pass the weed to Constantine. He is part of the 99 percent of the population that never touches that stuff!
140. Ron Wood Mick, cool move you did at the superbowl. You learn that from that Constantine dude?
139. Athena Taylor the basement is over here. We are doing three-ways. One to join us?
138. Mick Jagger Constantine, thanks for that move I copied on the SuperBowl man. Want some weed?!
137. Mick Jagger I learned all my moves from Constantine
136. GogoCarlot What you are saying is unacceptable. I demand an apology. Bo is the immoral one. How dare you. MODS!!!
135. Taylor Where is the basement here?
134. Randy Bo Rhap still sucks Dawg! And wow your ladies are Fat. Damn Dawg, Scottie the body got hotter chicks than you.
133. It’s All Good I am offended by the negativity of this petition. Only lovefests are acceptable.
132. Anthony Federov No matter what Constantine says I am not gay
131. Simon Cowell Constantine roofied my Apple Martini.
130. Ow! My butt hurts! Constantine stuck it in too far
129. GreekGeekpal AIC is a cult. I run the only legitimate cult IAG
128. Simon Cowell I am jealous of all the action Ryan Seacrest is getting in that elevator.
127. Monica I blew Clinton in the elevator. Seacrest watched while Bettyboy blew him.
126. franki e long yea!
125. Otis Elevator I was the elevator where Jim Bob blew Ryan Seacrest. It’s all true.
124. Jim Bob I blew Ryan Seacrest in the elevator
123. Ryan Seacrest I really hate it when people make fun of other people. Although it does take the heat off me. And I’m metrosexual, not gay.
122. You guys are having way to much fun This is the most funniest petitionI have ever seen
121. Carrie Underwood Stop texting me. No you cannot ride my coat tails. Go hang out with Verraros and all the other AI losers.
120. Bo Bice The $2000 you offered me to play with your sucky band so was not worth it. Go back to the hole you came from Betty. I hope that didn’t ruin my career. You are a poser rocker dude. I am THE REAL THING.
119. I have no life So I joined this internet chat board and thought everything would be wonderful. And now people make fun of me just because I’m fat and stupid … and ugly.
118. anthony fedorov Constantine and I had a wonderful romance on the tour. You should all be ashamed of yourselves
117. Bettyboy Proud to be a Gold member of NAMBLA
116. Taylor It’s all about world domination baby. Unless you sell out.
115. HEGAVEMETHEHEISMAN
114. I blew Bettyboy in the elevator His wife wasn’t around and he paid me to do it.
113. Joao I don’t know what I’m signing, but someone told me too. Pass that joint, ok?
112. I do know it all Biach You know who this is
111. Hey all you fat girls, you like me with my robe and trucker hat? Dont mess with the best because you may get your ass kicked.
110. GreekGeekPal
109. I’m Gonna Bust Again! cons penis
108. i taste like chicken Constantine’s penis
107. I want a 3some with HoYa
106. I like to jerk it signed, Constantine James Maroulis
105. I wanna do Athan soooo sooo bad Athan is wayyy hotter than Constantine. I would love to have me some of him. I wonder if he trolls for fans on the internets like his bro does?
104. I Have Too Much Time On My Hands
103. Bettys Are Hugh Why don’t you Bettys get off of your HUGE butts and do something constructive? Like take care of your children or get a job?
102. Athan Maroulis
101. Eagle? Is that you in #95? (insert shocked emoticon here) What’s this box for?
100. Where are Krispy Kremes
99. I wonder how long a name in a signature can be? This one is pretty long so far. I think internet petitions are very useful tools that have a deep impact on events that I don’t like, don’t you? Anyhow, as I was saying, I am 25, attractive, intelligent..
98. That was needed
97. The AIC Admin This is fun! Wow…look at the group of rebels trying to shut AIC down. Have fun! Oh…and nice lies stating that I have used IP addresses to gather phone numbers and personal information. I would love to see the facts on this, as well as the other untruths you have been telling.
96. AIC Mods are Gushers and swallowers
95. I like the mods at AIC. They give good head.
94. Athena Pretends to Knowitall
93. And not much girth
92. It’s only about 7 inches long
91. NY Corporate Shrill is a MOOCOW
90. i love yams
89. Schwetty Betty Fatbumm
88. PtDude wants Constantine up his ass while bettyboy watches
87. KiKi Needsawaxjob
86. Hollywood (Blow Constantine) If She Could
85. ConFan Delirious
84. Mr. Mojo Risin
83. Sweetconni licks Suzcon’s ass
82. (your name here) sucked off Constantine
81. Elvis Presley
80. Gogofuckyourselffuckyourself Wishes
79. Jim Morrison
78. Gogofuckyourselffuckyourself sucked off Constantine
77. I Think My Ted Bundy Tattoo Looks Cool
76. Weed Brownie weedbrownieeee@yahoo.com
75. Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe, Attorneys at Law
74. Douche Bag
73. Charlie Manson
72. Yes, I think AIC is great! Where do I sign?
71. Heywood Jablowme
70. Constantine Maroulis
69. Harry Monkey
68. My Dixie Wrecked
67. Angie McKee
66. Kristie Marie
65. Mike Hunt
64. What a way to end the tour!
63. Peppermint Obsession Barbie
62. (your name here)
61. God The Almighty
60. Pope Benedict XVI
59. Robin Lynn Kleeman
58. Heather
57. Cry me a f’n river
56. George W Bush
55. WhoUcallin Shady
54. He keeps it trimmed up nice
53. Ima Fatchick
52. Janis Roth you’d better run and run fast
51. Lipps McCoy
50. SUE ME
49. Cornelius Riverton Taylor
48. Ihurd itwas HUGE
47. purtynpinkthoright?
46. Scott Savol
45. Itsjustarunofthemillweiner
44. I think you’re really on to something here
43. It’s Bigger than Average
42. I have a big fat hairy cooter
41. nnlnn nnlnn
40. Backdoor Girl Dancer
39. WErubbeditin Likelotion
38. Can’t Wait to Finger You!
37. Dana Livingston Cobb
36. Ima Gusher
35. You girls need to lose some clothes
34. Turnaround Andbendover
33. I’M GONNA BUST!
32. hemademebleed!
31. Constantine Tastes Like Chicken!!!!
30. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
29. MWAHAHAHAHA I am drunk with my mod powers
28. You’ll never get anywhere with this
27. Stop it Constantine!!!
26. eva
25. Anna R.
24. Please Get Rid of These Lying Tramps!
23. Eagle?
22. Lynda Hall
21. Della Brown
20. Tricia M.
19. Cathy Collins
18. Jess Engleman
17. Kerry Stephenson
16. Artists, Actors and Athletes United
15. Kristie Marie
14. Kristie Marie
13. Adriana
12. Dan Duponte
11. J.L. Sterling
10. Charlotte M.
9. Ashley Kendrick
8. Krystal Tanner
7. Chelsea Helmsley
6. Elizabeth Matheny
5. Tina Forbes
4. Maria Forbes
3. David Watkins
2. Emily L.
1. Janis Roth

Isn’t L Anne just awesome and popular?

Amazingly, her petition did not close down the site. Or stop people from mocking her and her imagination.